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Reblogged from i-wanna-intercourse-mizandriley
Reblogged from steroid-machine
“I was on the phone in the dressing room and after a show and I walked out and the place was dark, everybody had left! They’d left me in there but the worst thing was is I actually went to open the door and they had these big metal gates that were pulled down so that nobody could rob the place, and I was stranded and locked inside the arena. I was using my phone as a light to be able to see where I was going, and then I walked past some motion sensors and then the alarm started going off eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE . Now I’m starting to panic because I’m thinking like is this like a fire now? What if there’s a fire how am I going to get out of here? Aaaah I had no reception on my cell phone to get my tour manager or anybody to come get me and then the cops came! So the cops came and opened up the place and came inside with their, you know billy clubs ready to you know hit me on the head with it and I was like nooo no no I was almost like arrested for getting trapped and locked inside my own gig!”
Reblogged from xoxofuturewwediva
“we were playing one time and I was on stage, these two girls in the front row and I was like you know singing to them and they were looking at me like really like kind of smiling you know like ehehe, and I realised that they were looking at my you know lower abdominal area. These girls were really into my vibe this is great so I was singing to them and they were kind of pointing at my lower abdominal area and I was like wow they’re really into what I’m doing! And like I’m in their face I’m singing doing lead singer stuff and they just burst out laughing! And I was like what is going on? They’re pointing and I look down and my fly is wide open with like my underwear kind of hanging out and I was like, that’s why David Lee Roth wears spandex ladies and gentleman no zippers in spandex”
